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Episode starts with a black screen.
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Every day is a struggle for me. Upon our victory over Orange Cary in the other dimension, there has been nobody edgy enough for me. I wander the streets on a daily basis, just hoping, begging for a worthy rival.
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The screen shows a motorcycle riding across the ground.
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And maybe... just maybe... I'll find one today.
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Same thing, but with Hoodiebook's speeder.
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Of course, out of all the meadows in the world, they decide to ride into mine. That's pretty damn edgy, but not as edgy as me, for I am...
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Mike Ramsay!
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Nice narration, dude.
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Don't call me dude, call me M-Dog!
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Very well, "M-Dog."
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Hold up, what happened to Juhmatok?
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Oh, her? I removed her face and limbs.
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Oh my god, that is metal as hell!
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Unfortunately, you know too much, so I must do the same to you.
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I'm beginning to like you--wait what?!
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Hoodiebook attempts to deanimate Mike, but the shots miss.
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I admire you, Mike, but it's time to yield.
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Uhh, gotta blast! And when I say blast, I mean this!
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Mike starts shooting his gun.
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I see. Having a good old race, are we? Fitting, your checkered flag is in sight.
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They start racing, Mike on his motorcycle, and Hoodiebook on the speeder.
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Give up now, you Mike wannabe!
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Not before I collect you!
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Hoodiebook blows up Mike's motorcycle, leaving Mike lying on the ground.
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So Mike, what was the moral of that story?
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Never trust a hooded figure because they'll blow up your bike?
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Wrong answer, pal! The moral is "don't shoot out more than you can reload!" Any last words?
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Yep. Look out above!
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Mike's destroyed motorcycle falls on Hoodiebook, knocking them over.
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Dumb luck. Pure dumb luck. At least I still have Juhm--wait, where'd she go?!
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Cut to Mike holding Juhmatok's body.
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Looking for someone?
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You! How did you get her?!
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Simple. You shot out more than you could reload. Farewell, you edgy tryhard!
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Mike shoots Hoodiebook, Hoodiebook disappears. Midinght's energy ball from last episode falls on Juhmatok, reanimating her.
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WHO WHAT HOW WHY--oh it's you.
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Yo, I just saved you from a copycat edgelord, how was your day?
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Slumber parties gone wrong.
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Probably due to that same dude, I guess.
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And their minions, too.
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Wow, there are more of them?! I could hardly bear one!
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Yeah, true. We should head back to the shrine and rendezvous with Midnight and the others. Maybe then we can crack the case.
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Well, my bike is kinda... broken... so we have to walk.
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I could work with that. (pause) You have no idea how to get there, do you?
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None at all.
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Denny's.
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I officially declare the case of the edgy book begin.
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Y'know, since Iyxon took off with the speeder, we have literally no leads, right?
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Um...
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Not to mention we have no idea where the book disappeared to either.
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Um...
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At this stage, we can only speculate.
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Get your notepads out kids, this'll be a long night.
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1 hour later...
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Have any idea yet?
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Nope.
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Not a chance.
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Why is this so difficult to figure out?
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I've got it!
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Really? Have you found out the culprit?
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Wait, we're doing detective work? I just had the epiphany that we can't work on an empty stomach.
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Darn it, you're right!
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I'll go get some pancakes.
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Loren leaves, but immediately comes back.
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Uh, guys? All the pancakes are gone!
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Better write this down!
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